Party Rock Constitution
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-Party Rock Constitution-
Together, We the Citizens of the Party Rock Nation, in order to provide sufficient and adequate environments to ensure that all Party Rockers can Party Rock to the fullest, agree to establish, promote, and uphold this Constitution of the Party Rock Nation.
1. The Party Rock Nation is a sanctum for those who strive to live their life to the Fullest in the way they see best fit; to live a life among those who share the common interest of Party Rocking.
2. Party Rock Masters Redfoo and Skyblu will look over and be the guardian angles of the Party Rock Nation, but all power of the Party Rock Nation shall be shared evenly among its citizens and all those who wish to Party Rock.
3. There will be no segregation to any citizen of the Party Rock Nation. No one shall be segregated upon because of their ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation.
4. Every citizen of the Party Rock Nation has the guaranteed right to Party Rock, regardless of their ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation.
5. All Party Rockers live by the statement “Everyday I'm Shufflin'” as stated in the Party Rock Anthem with Bliss and Zeal.
6. The statement “Sorry For Party Rockin'” shall be used in a circumstance where an individual or a group of persons becomes aggravated with our right to Party Rock.
7. All Party Rockers have the right to say “I'm In (State Location) B****!”
As a Singular and Unified People, the citizens of the Party Rock Nation unanimously consent to all points above.